dear bunny

preface:

a brown rabbit has been grazing the clover adjacent to Asbury Hall. Day after day, said rabbit can be found in the same location, masticating in an average distance  of five feet from the original spot. 

Dear Bunny:

Why must you choose to sit in the same spot day after day? I pass you on the way to Starbucks, the place where I attempt to deviate from my boredom, and I pass you again on the way into the dorm. 

Today i was tempted to run at you screaming, to make you cross the street, to another patch of grass. Not that I am offended by your ceaseless chomping and wriggling of your nose, but

there are so many patches of grass out there!!!!! pick another one!!!!!

ah, bunny. I am also distressed by your presence because you are a perfect metaphor of my current state.

It’s like Godot, only worse.

Well, you can keep your patch, i like variety! Hence, I will journey to the city of ridiculous visual  overstimulation and recharge.

may the bard be with you.

 

 

the bounded theatre artist.